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Sunbathing topless in my backyard. Heh. See, as long as I'm not standing up, none of my neighbors have a view of my patio, from any windows. So I can sunbathe topless to my heart's content. I like to turn the sprinklers on while I'm out there. It makes it cooler. I came home Sunday from Aptos and noticed I had about TWO HUNDRED new grey hairs. I thought Scott must have given them to me, but now I realize it was the Ex and His Mother. I'm thinking about cooking tofu tonight. My mission: Fix it so the kids won't know they're eating tofu. Right. We had home-made waffles with home-made blueberry sauce last night, and you didn't. I'm wearing my favorite short blue/black plaid skirt today, with a white no-sleeve blouse and no nylons. Oh, but we have a new "no open-toe shoes" policy at work, and since I'm not going to stick bare feet into those shoes and have sweating hot feet all day, I wear socks. It's driving BigBoss crazy seeing me wear shoes and socks with a dress every day. He'll give in soon and let us wear sandals, I just know it. Charlene is nodding her head up and down right now, I just know it, thinking "Yep, I bet she *is* wearing socks with her dresses and sunbathing topless, if these people only knew..." Heee. Could someone please come and clean my house for me? I would really appreciate it. |
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